Вспомнился мини-фик давности года так в полтора. Писался домашним заданием по английскому языку-давалось первое предложение и надо было написать рассказ. Соответственно было две зарисовки: норм и вообще не норм
Простой гет,рейтинг нулевой,просто веселье,Мэтт Беллами,Дом Ховард и Брайан ОВЕЛИКОЛЕПНЫЙ Молко
На высокоинтеллектуальность не претендую
ВОРНИНГ! This is БРЕД!It was late and the streets was empty as I was going back home after our concert last Friday evening. It was very dark, cold and the strong wind was blowing. I was very scared, so I decided to sing one of my favorite songs to lift the mood. I was humming the chorus: “They will not force us…”.But out of the blue I felt some motion behind me. I turned around but saw nothing unusual. But anyway, I decided to go faster. I was even near my house, but suddenly a strange figure loomed up in the darkness and drabbed my lovely guitar.
-Oh, Fuuuck, my favorite red Manson! Flocsinosinihilipilification!!!
I was confused, but Dominic heard my loud screaming. He understood the situation and ran after the robber. I thought he did not catch him, but the robber slipped on a banana peel and Dominic just caught this strange person. I ran up to them. And in light of the lantern we recognized who was the attacker. We were shocked. It was our friend Brian Molko!O-o!
-Molko, What are you doing? You do not have your guitar? Or you have no money? What’s the problem? - I was very angry.
-As the Russian people said:”Нахрена попе гармонь?”- added Dom.
Only Brian was scared-Sorry, red is my favorite color ... and its brilliant cover…it drives me crazy…I also want this guitar…
-I'll break all your “lovely” fingernails! Idiot! - Dominic was in a rage.
-No, please…I was wrong…
-Dominic, do not be so aggressive…he just wants a nice guitar ... or have you forgotten about how we were stoling cars when we were young?-* seriously look at Dominic*
-Ok, but he’s still an idiot!
*Show Molko Fuck*
Let’s go from this monster home.
-Ok…I forgive you, Brian, but only this time…
-Thanks, Matt.* wiping his eyes with a handkerchief*
We're going to leave Brian, but I felt sorry for him and I said:
-Come with us, we will share magic mushrooms xD
а что было дальше история умалчивает...
@музыка:
Placebo&Muse=Musebo
@настроение:
Ничёгошно так
@темы:
Muse,
фанарт,
мозг уехал,
Dommi Howard,
Mr Molko,
Бриша *_*,
Matt Bellamy